Deficient though I may be in the area of terrorist elimination, I think I can give Jack Bauer a run for his money when it comes to useful but unusual shoulder-bag contents. Inspired by Jamie’s post about the mysterious contents of Jack Bauer’s bag, I decided to do a little inventory myself. I’m not making this up, I swear.

Leather Journal
Three red pens (two functional)
Metallic Silver Sharpie
Make Magazine current issue
7 hair elastics
15 Beaded flower petals
Water Bottle
Lunch (leftover chicken)
Brush
Oakville Transit Map (I don’t live in Oakville anymore)
A piece of paper with a reminder to order Microscope slides for Elena and My Dad’s Cell Phone number
7 metal cogs from a timer I took apart at work
Three glass bottles of czech seed beads
Wire cutters
Chain Nose Pliers
Nylon Jaw Pliers
26g wire, 200ft coil
Strawberry Lip Gloss
Cell phone (out of battery power since Saturday)
House keys
Home made bead spinner (using a glass jar and the metal rod from a dot matrix printer)
Lomography Camera (no film)
Cat Spring
4 bicone beads and a glass focal bead that I thought I had lost
Blush (Shade: Summer Glow)
Tylenol
Half of a Mississauga Transit Bus Ticket
iPod
A note from Adam
3 Sixth & Elm Business Cards
7 Maple Leaf Foods Business Cards
Can of Coke (warm)

No wonder it was so heavy.