I am pretty sure that the Homogenizer in my lab is trying to get me. A homogenizer is basically a Laboratory blender, which means it’s a blender, but cost three times as much as a regular blender. I am not sure if it is acting alone, or in cooperation with our Rotovap (you don’t want to know what that is - not because it’s scary, but because the explanation is boring) which has already expressed it’s extreme dislike for me on several occasions (once by spraying me with Ethanol. Or maybe it was just trying to disinfect me) and whom I have long distrusted. But now I think it has enlisted the Homogenizer into it’s plot of terror because the previously cooperative (and quite friendly) homogenizer has turned against me with a startling violence.

I need to go home. I have pig blood all over me. Well played, homogenizer. You win this battle, but the war is far from over.