The cat just kicked me out of our bed. Despite 2 huge cat cushions, a loveseat of his own (practically), a whole guest bedroom and the world’s softest couch,  Chuki has decided the only worthy real-estate in the whole house is the pillow my formerly unconscious head just happens to be resting on. At least he gives a loud warning meow in my ear before purring at 10000 decibels (is 10000Db loud? I don’t know anything about decibels) and slowly inching my head off the pillow until all I have under my cheek is the tag on the end of the pillow. Such a gentleman.