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		<title>Noah&#8217;s First Food Adventure</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 03:31:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s finally time for solid food! Noah&#8217;s first lunch of rice cereal and smushy bananas. He seemed to like it&#8230; eventually. Noah&#8217;s First Food Adventure from Chantelle Finley on Vimeo.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s finally time for solid food! Noah&#8217;s first lunch of rice cereal and smushy bananas. He seemed to like it&#8230; eventually.</p>
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<p><a href="http://vimeo.com/11153212">Noah&#8217;s First Food Adventure</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user3655386">Chantelle Finley</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
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		<title>Trust Me, I&#8217;m a Doctor</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 05:05:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Noah has a bit of a cold, so I asked Adam to pick up some Saline solution so I could clear is nose and help clear up his congestion. I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Noah has a bit of a cold, so I asked Adam to pick up some Saline solution so I could clear is nose and help clear up his congestion. I asked him to get unmedicated drops since you aren&#8217;t supposed to use cold remedies on babies and a mist wouldn&#8217;t help wash out the gook. I wanted to make sure he got something suitable for use on small babies, but didn&#8217;t realize I may have told him the specifics a couple times too many until he returned home.</p>
<p>Me: &#8220;Did you get them?&#8221;</p>
<p>Adam: &#8220;Yup.&#8221;</p>
<p>Me: &#8220;Did you get the right kind? The ones for ba &#8212;&#8221;</p>
<p>Adam: &#8220;Saline rinse, drop form, unmedicated, mild solution,  recommended for occasional nasal congestion. And there&#8217;s a picture of a baby on it.&#8221;</p>
<p>Me: &#8220;Oh. Well, good.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Noah.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:06:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve started this post about 12 times, but I&#8217;m finding it hard to describe what&#8217;s going on using regular words. I need better words. I thought about making up my [...]]]></description>
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<p>I&#8217;ve started this post about 12 times, but I&#8217;m finding it hard to describe what&#8217;s going on using regular words. I need better words. I thought about making up my own words, but then someone pointed out that ALL words are made up words and I was so busy thinking about that idea that I forgot that I was<em> supposed</em> to be writing about the thing I didn&#8217;t have words for in the first place. But it&#8217;s a good story with a happy ending, so I&#8217;ll try to tell it with my inadequate vocabulary nonetheless.</p>
<p>On Monday, October 19th, I was 35 weeks and 4 days pregnant, and after a difficult pregnancy and over a month of bed rest I was ready for the pregnancy to be over. Apparently, so was Junior. Exactly half an hour after I had made up the crib as the finishing touch on his nursery I felt my water break. Of course. I should have known he&#8217;d be early; he&#8217;s a Finley.  <span id="more-1188"></span></p>
<p>Less than an hour after I arrived at the hospital (followed closely by Adam after an 80$ cab ride from downtown Toronto) I was being prepped for surgery. The baby was transverse breech and a c-section was the only safe way to deliver him, but it was all happening so fast that there wasn&#8217;t time for me to get nervous about my very first surgery. A few key phone calls (&#8220;Mom! It&#8217;s time!&#8221;) and one spinal anesthesia injection later, it was go time.</p>
<p>Adam did get to come in to the OR with me, but I don&#8217;t remember too many other details of the surgery. I was awake through the whole thing and I do remember the awful tugging pressure and the shadows through the paper barrier of the two doctors pushing and pulling and coaxing the little one out. I also remember squeezing Adam&#8217;s hand for the ridiculously long second it took for our son to take his first breath. Thankfully, he was just as shocked by his early birth as we were, and after a few seconds he voiced his discontent with a nice healthy wail. He was held up for me to see and I was a little too overwhelmed for eloquent speech at the time, so I just said &#8220;Oh! He&#8217;s cute!&#8221; The nurse laughed at me and said I sounded surprised about that but it was really the only thing that came to mind.</p>
<p>Then the nurse asked us if we wanted to take a picture of him while he was &#8220;brand new&#8221; and it was then that Adam and I both realized neither of us had brought a camera, which is rather ironic since Adam is a photographer and I dabble in it for a hobby. He snapped a few pictures on his iPhone before Noah was taken away to the nursery and he had them up on Facebook before I was even out of surgery.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://sixthandelm.com/wp-content/uploads/img_1018.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1194 aligncenter" title="img_1018" src="http://sixthandelm.com/wp-content/uploads/img_1018-430x286.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="199" /></a></p>
<p>Despite being almost 5 weeks early, Noah Joseph Finley was born a healthy 5lbs, 11oz and only had to spend three nights in the special care nursery at Credit Valley Hospital because he was premature. Once he was born I don&#8217;t remember the rest of the surgery to close my incision, or even the hours in recovery before I could move enough to go see Noah in the nursery. I do remember holding him for the first time. I&#8217;ll never forget that.</p>
<p>Noah has had no problems from being a preemie (unless you count being ridiculously tiny and cute a problem). He is a very well-tempered child, sleeping nicely between feedings at night and quietly observing everything when he is awake during the day. And he is almost an exact replica of his father &#8211; so much so that not one person who has met him has failed to comment on it.</p>
<p>He&#8217;s perfect. We&#8217;re so happy. We&#8217;ve been waiting for you for a long time, little one.</p>
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		<title>Best Wedding Toast Ever&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 04:57:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Adam and I attended Mark and Kellie Goodman&#8217;s wedding a few weeks ago and I heard one of the greatest wedding tributes ever, spoken by best man Kory Peters: You [...]]]></description>
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<p>Adam and I attended Mark and Kellie Goodman&#8217;s wedding a few weeks ago and I heard one of the greatest wedding tributes ever, spoken by best man Kory Peters:</p>
<blockquote><p>You two are like two pieces of 8-nubbed Lego; you fit together perfectly and now that you&#8217;re together, nothing but a butter-knife can get you apart again.</p></blockquote>
<p>Check<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/adamfinley/sets/72157621217978073/" target="_blank"> here</a> for Adam&#8217;s pictures of the big day.</p>
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		<title>Sweet Nothing</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 04:20:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>sixthandelm</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Adam was lying in bed tonight, gazing over at me. I said to him, somewhat coyly, &#8220;You&#8217;re staring at me.&#8221; &#8220;Yes,&#8221; he replied lazily. &#8220;Why?&#8221; I asked, dreaming of romantic [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Adam was lying in bed tonight, gazing over at me. I said to him, somewhat coyly, &#8220;You&#8217;re staring at me.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes,&#8221; he replied lazily.</p>
<p>&#8220;Why?&#8221; I asked, dreaming of romantic replies such as &#8220;because I love you,&#8221; or &#8220;because you&#8217;re beautiful.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re in my direct line of sight.&#8221; He stated simply.</p>
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		<title>Quotable Bruce</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:19:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My husband Adam is not an in-the-box kind of thinker. Me: &#8220;I was going to ask you a question, but I forget what it was.&#8221; Adam: &#8220;My anwer would have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My husband Adam is not an <em>in-the-box</em> kind of thinker.</p>
<p>Me: &#8220;I was going to ask you a question, but I forget what it was.&#8221;</p>
<p>Adam: &#8220;My anwer would have been &#8216;green.&#8217; Or possibly &#8216;cookies.&#8217;&#8221;</p>
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		<title>I Have a Good Excuse</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 16:14:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An online conversation I actually had today: Online Friend: “So, did you vote yesterday?” Me: &#8216;”No, I’m Canadian.” Online Friend: “That’s no excuse!” Really? I thought being legally ineligible to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://obeygiant.com/main.php/" target="_blank"><img title="Obama - Change Poster" style="border-top-width: 0px; display: block; border-left-width: 0px; float: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; border-right-width: 0px" height="480" alt="Obama - Change Poster" src="http://sixthandelm.com/wp-content/uploads/obamachangeposter.jpg" width="320" border="0"></a> An online conversation I actually had today:</p>
<p>Online Friend: “So, did you vote yesterday?”</p>
<p>Me: &#8216;”No, I’m Canadian.”</p>
<p>Online Friend: “That’s no excuse!”</p>
<p>Really? I thought being legally ineligible to vote in a country I don’t live in was a pretty good excuse, actually. But I guess that’s just my opinion…</p>
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		<title>The Opposite of Portland</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 18:14:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember when I asked Colin what the opposite of Portland was and he said Florida? Well, It turns out the opposite of Portland is actually somewhere in the middle of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remember when I asked <a href="http://endofthedock.blogspot.com" target="_blank">Colin</a> what the opposite of Portland was and he said Florida? Well, It turns out the opposite of Portland is actually somewhere in the middle of the Indian Ocean. Huh. </p>
<p><a href="http://sixthandelm.com/wp-content/uploads/theoppositeofportland.jpg"><img title="The Opposite of Portland" style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: block; float: none; margin-left: auto; border-left: 0px; margin-right: auto; border-bottom: 0px" height="224" alt="The Opposite of Portland" src="http://sixthandelm.com/wp-content/uploads/theoppositeofportland-thumb.jpg" width="404" border="0"></a> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.antipodr.com/" target="_blank">Antipodr.com</a> – find the other side of the world for anywhere you want. Not sure why you’d want to, but it might come in handy if Jeopardy ever gets big again or you ever meet <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Jennings" target="_blank">Ken Jennings</a>. </p>
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		<title>Broken-Furnace-Keeping-Warm Strategies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:49:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just found a new way to make waking up and getting out of bed easier when your furnace is broken and the guys hasn’t come to fix it yet. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just found a new way to make waking up and getting out of bed easier when your furnace is broken and the guys hasn’t come to fix it yet. Rare situation, yes, but you work with what you know, and I know our furnace is broken and the guy hasn’t come to fix it yet. </p>
<p>First you run out of bed as fast as possible and put on any clothes near the bed you can find, including socks, extra pants, sweaters and another sweater, on top of the warm pants, longsleeve and sweater you went to bed in. Then dive back under the giant duvet and wait until you are so hot you have to get out and take off some clothes or die of heat exhaustion. By then you are up and warm enough to brave the frigid house. </p>
<p>Of course this could also be filed under “ways to fall back asleep warm and cozy and make you late for work,” but I don’t usually find myself looking for ways to do that so I don&#8217;t think I need a file for it.</p>
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		<title>Watching the Past, in the Future&#8230;?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 02:20:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since Colin and Emily moved to Orie-gone they are enjoying a west coast time zone, and are consequently three hours behind us. We always tease them that we are calling [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Since Colin and Emily moved to Orie-gone they are enjoying a west coast time zone, and are consequently three hours behind us. We always tease them that we are calling from the future, and<em> how is it there in the past, anyways? </em>Of course the joke gets old, but that doesn&#8217;t mean we stop saying it.<em><br />
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<p>Adam and Colin have both just signed into i-Chat on their Macs to watch the end of the world series together (virtually) and talk about the game just as if they were in the same room, like we do for a lot of things since they have moved. But Adam is watching on Fox, Colin on TBS and fox is about 20 seconds behind. The i-Chat has no delay, but this means that Colin&#8217;s TV is essentially 20 seconds in the future. So now they&#8217;re trying to figure out how Colin is watching 20 seconds into the future, from three hours in the past.</p>
<p>Of course, Adam has had a few <a href="http://www.steamwhistle.ca/" target="_blank">Steamwhistles</a> and I am sure Colin is lubricating his World Series Experience in a similar fashion, so it makes the whole thing a lot harder for them to figure out too. They&#8217;re both quite befuddled about it now.</p>
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