You know the “Broadview Security” ads on TV right now? Here’s my question: Who stops to answer the phone when they are being chased through their house by an attacker? And what happens when you try to call 911 but the line is tied up because the stupid Broadview Security guy is trying to call you?
For absolutely no reason I want to take archery lessons. I wonder if I can find a place with lessons that aren’t full of 8 yr olds. I don’t have a problem with 8 yr olds, but I do have concerns about armed 8 yr olds.
Remember when I asked Colin what the opposite of Portland was and he said Florida? Well, It turns out the opposite of Portland is actually somewhere in the middle of the Indian Ocean. Huh.
Antipodr.com – find the other side of the world for anywhere you want. Not sure why you’d want to, but it might come in handy if Jeopardy ever gets big again or you ever meet Ken Jennings.
I’ve decided that more productive and faster-loading computer programs are not what I want. To hell with efficiency. When would I get in my daydreaming if not while waiting for photoshop to open?
I just found this hilarious site via Shelterrific and spent the last hour looking it through from top to bottom. “It’s Lovely, I’ll Take it!” is a site dedicated to some of the more questionable choices home selllers make in photographing and listing their houses, including terrible, blurry pictures that don’t really show anything about the house, evidence of obsessive-compulsive behavior, dirty bathrooms (with the unflushed toilet in the frame) and rooms that have clearly just had a frat party roll in through them. I mean, really, would it take that long to pick up the trash a little before snapping the pic? And what’s with the giant dog?
From Adam’s most recent Twitter update:
“For sale: 1 slightly used 15″ crt monitor. Has only been on the front curb of my driveway in the rain once.”
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