Here’s a cute read from Jamie Chisholm of Barstool Sports:

Jack Bauer’s bag terrifies me. Since the newest season of 24 kicked off, Jack has unleashed his typical level of death and maiming, often armed with only his over-the-shoulder messenger bag. The bag never leaves his side. In fact, if the mystery of Jack’s bag was a logic question on the LSAT’s it would go something like this: Jack Bauer’s bag never leaves his side. Jack Bauer kills people. Therefore, Jack Bauer’s bag kills people.But what exactly is in Jack’s bag? That mysterious bag has enabled Jack to single-handedly throttle the plans of an international terrorist organization with seemingly unlimited resources and manpower. After countless hours of research, I have unraveled the mystery of what Jack keeps in his jaunty over-the-shoulder number that enables him to fight a one man battle against global terrorism. Here is the invoice from Jack’s bag:

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