An Instructable for Sue: Handmade Bead Spinner

Following a recent “social gathering” I showed my friend Sue the bead spinner that I had made. I think I had a bit too much wine, or I was just dumb that night, but I don’t know if I made sense, so I am officially documenting the creation of my bead spinner for Sue, and everyone else who is curious

1. Accidentally break the hard plastic lid of a sample jar from the lab, rendering it useless for actual sample containment. Try to break the lid on a wide-mouth, fairly stubby jar. Take the useless jar home.

2. Take apart the dot matrix printer (circa 1980) that VJ kept for no conceivable reason. Retrieve metal rods from printer interior (note: a hammer and some re-directed bitter angst about something will be needed for this step).

3. Buy some “NuLustre 55″ resin from Rona, Deck Stain aisle. After writing to the company to point out how lame the product name is, read all safety precautions on the package.

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My Bag

Deficient though I may be in the area of terrorist elimination, I think I can give Jack Bauer a run for his money when it comes to useful but unusual shoulder-bag contents. Inspired by Jamie’s post about the mysterious contents of Jack Bauer’s bag, I decided to do a little inventory myself. I’m not making this up, I swear.

Leather Journal
Three red pens (two functional)
Metallic Silver Sharpie
Make Magazine current issue
7 hair elastics
15 Beaded flower petals
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Containment Rearrangement

Bead+Jars Containment Rearrangement

Recently, my beads held a small revolution. They accomplished this by jumping into each other’s compartments in the little divided box they are are in or spilling themselves on the floor. They said they haven’t enough room. It’s too crowded and the pewter beads are stuck in the same compartment as the gold ones, with whom they do not get along.

To quell the bead revolt I went to the store to buy a bigger box. 48 compartments instead of 12. Then 64 instead of 48. Then I discovered fire mountain and soon I had three 64- compartment boxes and some more beads in those little Ziploc baggies they put spare buttons in when you buy a shirt.

The beads were reasonably content for a while and the civil unrest was contained. This lasted until I tried to make a beaded tree and tried to lug 3 large bead boxes, tools, wire, tape and glue up to the den from the dungeon studio. I lost my hold on the top box and it tumbled all the way down the stairs, spilling beads on each step. Naturally, the beads saw the devastation to their brothers and prayed for the poor beads that rolled under the stairs, gone forever unless the cat eats them. They realized the precarious existence they led and once again the revolution started to gain steam.

I tried several more methods before the war was over. Large hardware boxes with the little drawers (they, too, did not last past the stairs. Those drawers fall out pretty easily), a box with a tool compartment (that did not actually fit my tools, or my beads) and 155 little clear boxes (They kept popping open sending little sprays of bead fireworks all over the studio). To date, my beads have logged more miles than me – moving from one type of containment to the next. I spend more time re-arranging them then I do making anything out of them.

For now, I have a system I am happy with – little glass jars that hold exactly 1 hank of seed beads (20ml, by the way). I can guarantee this won’t be the final stop for them, though.


My Productivity is Putting a Serious Damper On My Ability to Get Anything Done

I can’t really explain why I am so restless lately. Not in the large sense, the “what am I doing with my life?’ sense. On a smaller scale, “what am I doing at this exact second?” Most women “putter” and that’s fine, but I interrupt my puttering to putter with something else, and so on so at the end of the day I have started 82 projects and finished nothing.

It’s getting to be that way for my art, too. I am so excited about so many new techniques I want to try and many new pieces of equipment I have bought, (against the advice of my credit card) that I can’t sit down long enough to actually do anything. Case in point – yesterday. I was making a clock by dismantling it and flipping the plate to make it run backwards.

In the middle of this, with half the clock gears scattered around my workbench I noticed a bead on the floor – a pretty expensive lampwork glass bead and perfect choking size for the cat. I picked it up, got out my bead bins and put it back in its compartment. I was about to close the lid when I noticed some really nice clasps I had from a necklace I took apart a few weeks ago and I got an idea for a new design of collar for Chuki (the aforementioned cat, who does not like collars, but will proudly wear his tags if I put them on a nice beaded necklace for him.) so I pulled out the supplies and started beading. Partway through THAT I remembered that I was going to make a homemade bead spinner and this would be the perfect project to try it on. Out came the glue guns, dowels and a margarine tub (Okay, yes, I did throw away ¼ tub of margarine for this, but I really wanted to try it and had no empty tubs) and off I went. At the end of the day my workbench was littered with clock parts, beads, a beading tray, my wire storage box, 15 handmade wire beads I had just finished and three books on woodworking that I had found while looking for the fire mountain catalog. I had started a total of 9 projects and finished a total of none.

At this rate, it will be 2008 before I have anything to sell on ETSY.